What can I offer you besides my deepest, most heartfelt gratitude? If you're game, give me a character and a scenario, and I'll do my best to ficlet you up something. If anything, it'll give me some experience, and with any luck... it'll give you what you want.
I'm not too proud to beg, so, please? Someone wanna be nice to me today? There's so much talent out there, surely someone wants to share and make me my Spuffy & Spangel home.