Human Virus Scanner
My Results
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Sci-fi (80%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (90%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock (80%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
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