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Gonna Give It The Old College Try...

Considering I never did finish college, we'll see how far I get on the Ten Things I've Done Which You May Have Not Meme lifted from all the other sheep:

1. Played volleyball with Jesus Christ(whilst in his underwear) in Beersheva, Israel in 1972. I will explain if anyone's interested.

2. Spent an afternoon with Joshua Mostel (Zero's son) in his motel room, whilst he told me he wanted to cover me with chocolate sauce and whipped cream and lick it all off. (I was an INNOCENT 17 year old girl and it didn't happen, but I was all tingly from the attention.)

3. Climbed to the summit of Mount Masada in a pair of Dr. Scholl's wooden clogs. I used to be a sure footed little devil.

4. Left a message in the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem.

5. Was hit by a police car (their fault) in a crosswalk in 1967. Broke my pelvic bone in 4 places.

6. Had my three year old son talk back to Jay Black (from the Americans) during a nightclub act in the Catskills. The guy was tickled pink because he was reacting to some rather erm... risque language, and Mr. Black was amused by him.

7. Sat on Jimmy Doohan's knee at a Star Trek convention whilst he whispered drunken little nothings in my ear.

8. Had child welfare invade my house at 11:30 at night because someone called and said I was starving my eldest son (aged 11 at the time) - who then was traumatized over his appearance for years afterwards. He was just naturally skinny. I'll never forgive the bastard who called - whoever they are, the misguided wretches.

9. Sat in a hospital room looking at my youngest son's fractured skull through the hole in his head courtesy of a camp counselor's careless swing of an aluminum baseball bat when he was 11 years old. Hmmm, am I sensing a pattern here?

10. Took my SAT's sitting in the lotus position... and needed help to straighten my legs when it was time to leave.

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pfeifferpack
Feb. 23rd, 2005 01:38 pm (UTC)
How funny! I share your number 7! It was an evening with James Doohan at the university here in NM rather than a Star Trek Convention, however...and I was the one tipsey. He kept patting his knee to all the girls and I plopped myself down and began to play with his hair. Somewhere in the garage I have the pictures to prove it too!! tee hee

Kathleen
sammywol
Feb. 23rd, 2005 02:15 pm (UTC)
Ok I'll bite. What's the story behind number one?
I certainly haven't done any of these and most of them sound rather painful. May you live in interesting times etc.
enigmaticblues
Feb. 23rd, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC)
Sat on Jimmy Doohan's knee at a Star Trek convention whilst he whispered drunken little nothings in my ear.

LMHO...

And let me offer your boys hugs. Poor babies. Idiot people.
stretfordditto
Feb. 24th, 2005 01:24 am (UTC)
Lmao at the last one and wincing at most of the others. Dxxoo
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