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Playboy Bunny Drabbles for open_on_sunday 01-15-06 #1-3

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Challenge #147

This week's challenge is: Playboy Bunnies

Cross posted to open_on_sunday and my regular journal.


BtVS – Season 5 – Crush – Buffy/Spike
A series of three linked drabbles. A teensy cheat. Sue me!


My Favorite Bunny

Discourage the vampire. No crossed signals. Her mother’s words rang in Buffy’s ears as she descended the ladder to the lower level of Spike’s crypt. The torch burning on the wall revealed a sheet covered enclosure, but no Spike.

A twist of the wrist revealed a gallery of images paying homage to his favorite Slayer. Rooting gingerly through a stack of damp magazines, Buffy found an old Playboy with her faced taped over a girl with bosoms Wonder Woman couldn’t wield.

Realistic, much? With tits like that she’d need a hydraulic system to get out of bed. Oh! That pig!

~*~

She’s surprised to see Spike waiting for her at the top of the ladder.

“See anything interesting?”

Buffy pulled the rolled up Playboy from under her sweater and smacked him across the nose. “This is bad, Spike. Even for you.”

“A man can dream, Buffy. Even you have to allow me the simple pleasures if you won’t return my feelings."

“One? Not a man. Two? Demon, no feelings. Three…?”

“Obviously no rights with you breakin’ into my home all uninvited.”

“Is this really how you see me?” Buffy shoved the altered magazine in Spike’s face.

“You offerin’ a peek, love?”

~*~

“Like I’d…" Buffy trailed off. Be firm! That pouty lip thing doesn’t mean you have to fall prey to it. “Firm my Aunt Fanny,” she murmured. “I’ll show you firm,” she spat, pulling up her sweater to reveal her breasts, unencumbered by her usual lacy bra or silk camisole. Five seconds later she lost her nerve and turned; cheeks stained crimson with her embarrassment.

“Beautiful little handfuls,” Spike sighed, consigning the imperfect mounds to memory. Each freckle a landmark on a roadtrip his tongue wanted to take.

The Playboy fell unnoticed to the floor as he gathered her into his embrace.
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Comments

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sammywol
Jan. 16th, 2006 03:59 pm (UTC)
Hee! Well that was FUN! as Spike would say. Love the freckles especially. Oh it is so nice to see your drabbles back again! This is just delicious. Part of me is wondering what Dru had to say about all of this but most of me just doesn't care.

Oh and I am in the middle of grading papers so THANKYOU!!! from the bottom of my chewed pen for using the right spelling of 'Peek'. Although in this case I guess either spelling would do.
spikes_heart
Jan. 16th, 2006 11:46 pm (UTC)
Glad to have lightened your day. Truthfully, I've grown tired of Buffy's perfect bosoms. She's human, for crying out loud. Think I'm gonna use that more often, too.

And just to be perfectly honest, I corrected the mistyped 'peak' before I posted. **giggles** Thought about it twice, but did it anyway.
enigmaticblues
Jan. 17th, 2006 12:19 am (UTC)
LOL! That was great.
spikes_heart
Jan. 17th, 2006 05:01 am (UTC)
Thank you, sweetie.
ladycat713
Jan. 17th, 2006 03:53 am (UTC)
I doubt Joyce had flashing him in mind when she said no crossed signals. Becauser it certainly doesn't fit discouraging him.
spikes_heart
Jan. 17th, 2006 05:03 am (UTC)
Well... he distracted her with his tease and his pouty pout! Who wouldn't flash a little boob at that juncture? **grins**
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