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'Cause All The Other Kids Are Doing It:

This is just too cute.


The Lithe Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Buffy and Spike went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Buffy hit Spike in his ass with a big muscular iceball. It hurt a lot, but Buffy kissed it lustfully and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really puny snow man!" Buffy said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Spike said. "That would be more robust and politically correct."

"I know," Buffy said. "We can make a snow kitten. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up prettily and made a shimmering snow kitten. Buffy put on a stake for the cock. The kitten was almost as big as Spike.

"It looks tense," Buffy said painfully. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Spike said and held up an exhausted axe. "I found this on the bed." He put the axe onto the kitten's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the kitten, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a rattlesnake ready to strike.

Spike screamed sexily and ran but the snow kitten chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow kitten spanked him sultrily.

"Nobody does that to my little Glowing Book," Buffy screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow kitten through the breast. It fell down and Buffy kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Spike said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The axe lay in the yard until a scrawny child picked it up and took it home.

Play with yourself! Erm... I mean... make your own, here: Drabble Generator.

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Comments

( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
irishvampire13
Dec. 11th, 2004 08:42 pm (UTC)
O-kaayyy...lol!
spikes_heart
Dec. 13th, 2004 04:34 pm (UTC)
Was worth a chuckle, anyway.
meli1_77
Dec. 12th, 2004 12:39 am (UTC)
This was funny. Off to make my own. Thanks.
spikes_heart
Dec. 13th, 2004 04:33 pm (UTC)
Hope you had fun!
meli1_77
Dec. 13th, 2004 11:56 pm (UTC)
Sure did, thanks.
greenstone_j
Dec. 12th, 2004 03:40 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Spike does scream sexily...and I would so kiss his ass lustfully!!!
spikes_heart
Dec. 13th, 2004 04:32 pm (UTC)
Twas the reason I posted this one. **smooches ass**
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